Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
end all straight boys
just poison the monster energy drink supply
ah yes cuz all straight boys drink monster energy drinks just like how all gay boys listen to lady gaga and lana del rey
oh shit dude no way
2014 is already shit because I’ve been rick rolled more than a handful of times
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
And I thought I was lazy…
the bbq sauce one jesus
I’ve been there
Sometimes my mom calls me on the house phone from her cell phone to ask me to get something for her that is much closer to her than it is to me.
My mom wakes me up by yelling at me to feed the cat.