Jasmine: named after the flower, even though the princess is bad ass.

Old enough to know better

Cooler than you, but only on Tuesdays.

Actively trying to become hotter.

Fall too hard for people hotter than I am

Too shy to make new friends.

Home Theme Your wish is my command



top 6 selfies of 2k14

langsettte nidaleefanclub baptistes marimopet brusts lordbape zizino jailbait satsuki 

OMG i never saw this. FUCK IT UP VIANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

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remember there is a spider that can spin a web thick enough to stop a train, and scientists have figured out how to record our dreams so we can re watch them. u probably have a couple of mongolian war lord atoms in u and a hummingbird can recall every single flower it has visited. there is so much to know and find out if we keep on living. u can do it friends :)

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On the set of Nicki Minaj’s “Chiraq” video

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when the whole squad is being fake


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a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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